Why are Pirates called Pirates?
They just Arhhhh!!
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My son just told me this one.
What did one wall say to the other?
We’ll meet at the corner !
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Why cant you trust the king of the jungle?
He’s always Lion!
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What did the triangle say to the circle?
You’re pointless! 
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Have you heard of quiet tennis?
It’s like normal tennis but without the racket!
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire.
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How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
A tractor
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What did one toilet say to another?
You look flushed.
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Where did the broccoli go to have a drink?
The Salad Bar.
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What has more lives than a cat?
A frog, because it croaks every day
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What does a duck hunter like to eat with his cheese?
Quackers
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What lights up a soccer stadium?
A soccer match
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I hired a handy man to do some work. I left him a list. When i got home only items 1, 3, and 5 were done.
Turns out, he only does odd jobs.
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Why shouldn’t you use a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
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this is a master thread of dad jokes, keep going
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What do you call broke Santa Claus ?
Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a pig that practices karate?
A pork chop
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What do you call a wolf who knows what is going on around them?
Awarewolf
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I got an email on how to read maps backwards.
It was spam.
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