[Social] Corny Jokes

General
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If someone believes in reincarnation should their tombstone read RIP or BRB?

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22

Why shouldn’t you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Too many ears.

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23

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station, where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow!
(You work it out.)

Al.

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24

What happened to the cat who ate a ball of yarn?

She had mittens.

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25

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it

A man with a tiny head walks into a bar. The bartender asks him “wtf happened to your head?”
“I was the only survivor of a shipwreck and found myself at the bottom of the ocean. A genie mermaid came up to me and granted me 3 wishes.
I said “I want all the money in the world”
It was granted.
“Next, I want to go home”
Granted
“Now can I have a little head?”
“

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26

You can pretend to be asleep but you can’t pretend to be awake

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27

Be careful how many corny jokes you tell somebody might call the crops.

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28

What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women but they aren’t attracted to you?

Bi - Yourself

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29

What is a skeleton’s favorite snack?

Ribs

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30

What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef Jerky :laughing:

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31

What do you call a factory that makes ok products.

A satisfactory

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32

What kind of flowers do lesbians like?
Tulips

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33

Why do aliens spill their tea?

Because they have flying saucers.

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34

I lost an electron.

You really have to keep an ion them!

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35

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

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36

Why was the broom late for work?

It over-swept.

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37

Who grants fishes wishes?

A fairy codmother :rofl: