Sitra Achra Gloria

I want something just like this…

Today I had a reading and Orobas told me the ladies neighbor was helping her with yard work.

I asked if this was true…

It was true.

Guys come the fuck on? How could I possibly know that? No fucking way!

Hail Orobas let us go out unto the multitudes and perform miracles in the name of our fucking greatness.

And haters better zip it before Orobas start telling me secrets about them, cuz straight up I’ll put a MFer on front street with whatever he tells me. Trust it’ll be juicy too…

:crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face::crazy_face:

Bwahaha
:sunglasses::muscle::horse::crown::smoking:

Giving those nightside vibes with that mad psychic flex!

People that think I’m egotistical or whatever, you’ve probably never had any real juice anyway I’d bet, quit hating…

Cuz hate is bad…

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

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OMG

The wealth and Dignities rites of Prince Orobas!

The Luck of the Devil! King Asmoday!

The casino hit me for almost 700 bucks over 3 days.

Tonight, it looks like Orobas and Asmodeus showed up.

Look what happened next…

All told I broke their asses to tune of 2000 USD.

Bwahahaha

Yeah…

Im loving the play, walked out the door with their Money and I’m going to enjoy spending it.

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Congratsss

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Greetings from The Temple of Backwards Tree

Sitrah Achra Gloria!

Hail Prince Orobas, 55th spirit of the Goetia
Hail King Bael
Hail King Azazel
Hail Prince Sitri
Hail Lumiel, Lucibel, Heylel.

Hail King Asmoday
Hail President Buer

To all my spirit allies HAIL!

This is our time

May this night last forever and all return to the darkness of Qlippoth, from whence it came!

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I could use some of this Luck ATM… Thanks for the idea.

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mike, a question for you? What kind of sleep cycle do you have. So you don’t sleep at all until you do the ritual around 3-4 in the morning? Or do you go to bed at night and wake up with the alarm set for the ritual? What is your advice to us?
:zzz:

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Heres my advice

Always be too cool for school

Remember

Work is for jerks

Lastly

You can sleep when you’re dead ( you’ll have plenty of time to catch up)

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Honestly, I keep some weird ass hours. I sleep when I’m tired, I eat when I’m hungry, I play as often as possible and work when contracted or paid to do so.

That’s it

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That’s the life… Doing stuff when and how you want.

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You so sounded like Forest Gump. And I was running…when I was tired I slept…when I was hungry I ate lol :joy:

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The Temple of the Backwards Tree

Our location may have moved

But it’s the same LHP power!

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I got balls, you better know it!!

If you didn’t know, you better ask somebody who does, what is Mike Bee doing ( since I know you’re reading this…) man…

Still Ballin!!!

If you ever want to remember what I’m doing, it’s like Pac said, just ease back, close your eyes, and picture me rollin…

And if this shit, this “Luck O’ the Devil” makes you feel sensitive… or irritated or maybe moody or bad or angry or sad, let me tell you what the real players in this game call you… “Haters, busters, crabs in a barrel”

Get you some of this here

( And you see those eyes watching you??, you know he’s watching all of this unfold, let’s picture the possibilities together)

:sunglasses::horse:

Inhale those vapors, I’m kidding, unless you were really about to do it. :triumph::laughing::laughing::laughing:

:v:

Still Ballin

:sunglasses::call_me_hand::horse::crown::smoking:

:moneybag::moneybag::moneybag:

:basketball:

And… If I’m not, well fuck it then…

Oh yeah unsolicited piece of advice…

Your EGO, is NOT your AMIGO…

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Morning offerings to Astaroth

He gets his before anyone else gets theirs

Hungry evil spirits can be very challenging, be sure to feed regularly

:smiley:

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Glory to the Temple of Sitrah Achra

Glory to the Temple of the Backwards Tree

Glory to my pantheon

Glory to Astaroth!

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I’ve been a little distant lately and I want to assure everyone that I’m fine. Having moved recently back to the city of Manila proper and reestablishing the fabled Temple of the Backwards Tree was challenging. Anyone familiar with spirit work will know that when a spirit had a focus object in your home or on your altar where the spirit is regularly called or presented offerings knows that spirits most can become very confused with exact locations in the 3d world of ours. It’s like moving a pets water or food dish and the moments of confusion and anxiety your pet will display until the mystery of the missing food bowl is solved. No I’m not comparing the spirit with our pets in a derogatory way I’m saying that any changes not discussed first can create confusion with spirits.

Like you don’t clean their offering dishes and mix them up and present them all willy nilly, well you shouldn’t anyway they know what’s their glass or bowl or plate and what is not. It starts quarreling and bickering and fights when something they considered “theirs” is put in front of a different spirit. Doesn’t matter what the object is either, it matters that they thought it was theirs. They take the concept of property and “possession” wayyyyyyyyyy farther than we do. It’s like a jolly rancher candy, idgaf who’s it was really, but they will flip the fuck out if it was dedicated to them and you put it on another spirits dish or bowl.

So my point to all this is moving your temple sucks.

I should be around more regularly again become active again here. I’d really like to follow @CosmicTofu lead and begin my study and Incorporation of enochian Magick into my practice.

Oh but the city of Manila, the pearl of the orient… Manila Manila big city of dreams.

There’s no sunshine in the city…
That’s just the way it’s going down…
People k@lling people dying…
Everytime I turn around…
There’s no sunshine …

This is me living my best life, being my strongest self. I will always love the chaos, and evil of this city. It’s so incredibly permissive that one often is given plenty of rope to hang ones self with…

I will always love this city and its strong people who I have thrown in my lot with.
I will never forget where I came from either, and I try to live those values that we collectively agree matter most. I won’t forget what I’ve done, what’s been done to me, what I’ve seen, but I will try to forgive everyone including myself and remember…

Manila Manila big city of dreams …

This is my kind of party

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I want to add, this isn’t the case among all Spirits, however. I often share the same incense stick among multiple Celestial Spirits and Gods. Never had problems with this personally.

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Well my friend try it with ancestrals or loa or infernals or most elementals near as I can tell.

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Yeah, I’d be very hesitant to do so! :joy: I am even hesitant to do so among non-Celestial Gods. It’s something that just arose in my practice due to circumstances. But, I never had troubles with it.

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:joy: :joy: :joy:

No wonder I feel so at home among them, I knew there was a reason! Must be the crazy amount of possessiveness I have in me.

Haunting. (Not in bad way, in a quite beautiful way.)

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Yeah this is a very fascinating aspect of what would I think be rightly called “parapsychology” I don’t know if a word for this exists yet. But as you know @Laurel_Spider living with them, sharing your home, your sacred Temple and your very life and it’s blood with them, they have very real thoughts and feelings and wants and desires and for some reason I don’t understand the concept of “yours and mine” is really really strongly pronounced with them.

I’ve watched them shout at eachother and it’s resembles two or maybe 3 badly behaved 6 year olds going on about who is going to have what toy. Sharing is rare, I once ran out of wine for a guest and Orobas had his own bottle at the time and his own pack of camels (his favorite Turkish gold) and he actually was gracious enough to offer the guest out of his supply … Idk

I was proud he was sharing but i suspect it was a gesture to show his superiority.

Who the hell knows

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Perhaps one of the reasons is this: information and rumors are quickly exchanged among spirits, and if one of them is soft and weak about her or his property a few times, she or he will have to fight for anything every day in the future.

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